Who We Think We Are & The Bunghole Bullseye

This raunchy little guy came over and gave our Chihuahua the high hard one.
62 days later she went into labor.
Don’t be a sick ass, the ‘raunchy little guy’ is a Chihuahua too.  Yeah, I know you were going down that road; thinking Hellbilly and I have gone so Ozarkian that we’re now letting little men [...]

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Uniqua

I once served on this 4 year volunteer committee with a Latin American guy named Roberto.
Every time something upset me I would call him Eduardo.
And I also make jokes about wishing my name was actually ‘Uniqua’. As in, I’m so UNIQUE that my mama knew it the moment I was born and named me in [...]

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I will never tell them I am full of shit

Know what I would like to be when I grow up?
A doctor who works in a substance abuses treatment center.  I would wake up every morning and begin drinking coffee and getting dressed and hopping into my car with excitement, anticipation and glee.  I would rush over to the treatment center, always arriving at least 30 [...]

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