I saw her coming…

I saw her coming.
Overbearing, space invading, baby talking, and walking in a way that made me think of one of those sidewinder snakes before she was even half way to me.
Ooooohhhhhh whahappen to your haaaaaaaaaand?
she cooed as she took the empty seat beside me.
I put my arm around her shoulders, looked her in the face, purposefully not [...]

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1) Johnny Cash, 2) Stitches, 3) ???

What the hell?  Last night I was laying in bed and almost asleep when 3 good and funny ideas for blog posts came out of my sleepy brain.  They even caused me to laugh out loud.
Hellbilly sat straight up in bed and said,
Whaaaaaaaa?  Whaaaaaaaaa?  Whaaaathehellsgoinon? 
Which made me laugh even harder.
I said,
Nothin’ babe.  Just laughin’ at my [...]

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So much for amends

And this is why I love my friends:
So, there’s this loud-mouthed little fuck (LMLF) that Hellbilly and I know who’s always yappin’ a heap of shit that makes a person want to open up their hand nice and wide and slap him right across the face.
A few years back our friend Cal did just that.  As [...]

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