You know I was in a hurry about three weeks ago and decided to use a butcher knife to cut the end off a bandana, right?
And that it cut neatly through the end of the bandana and then right through that nice little chubby area right below my thumb, right?
And then into an artery.
You know that, [...]
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My Blood Spurting Artery Leads to Barn Gratitude
Posted in How Touching! on 14 October 2009 | 4 Comments »
Tis Good To Be…
Posted in How Touching!, Quite Possibly Thoughtful, tagged chihuahua, husband, sunflower on 30 August 2009 | 6 Comments »
A SELFISH QUEEN
A GOOFY KING
IN A MEDITATIVE STATE
LOOKING UP TO SEE
Tis good to be me, ’cause I’m a sun eater you see.
She said, “That makes me want to stab you in the fuckin’ face.”
Posted in How Touching!, tagged cheer up a friend, friendship, homicidal, house hunting, moving, real estate, stabbing on 26 August 2009 | 9 Comments »
So, me and Sally were on day freak out of looking for a house for her family to move into. She was beside herself.
Look! Look at that one!
I would say.
And she would kind of press her cute little face against the window and stare and groan a little bit.
They moved from Hawaii and, from the [...]

