Then we laugh like demented old men.

When there is a rerun of an old Lawrence Welk show on I always watch a little bit.
Then I say to my sweet Hellbilly,
Ooooh babe!  I used to watch Lawrence Welk with Nana and Popa every Saturday night, and Nana and I would just sing and sing and sing.
He’s heard it a million times, but [...]

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My “Half Yoke Chiwawa” Has Her Own Facebook Page

Her cutsie tootsie head over the shoulder wanna fuck photo is her avatar, and her little ‘About Me’ blurb says,

“I am Queen of the Universe. Can’t handle that? Click the fuck away.”

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I will never tell them I am full of shit

Know what I would like to be when I grow up?
A doctor who works in a substance abuses treatment center.  I would wake up every morning and begin drinking coffee and getting dressed and hopping into my car with excitement, anticipation and glee.  I would rush over to the treatment center, always arriving at least 30 [...]

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