So, you think you’d like to fuck my father-in-law?

This morning my father-in-law, one of my best friends and I were discussing the many
many
many
many
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women he’s met, dated, screwed, thought he’d fallen in love with and, once, actually fallen in love with due to his prolific use of online dating sites such as Match.com, Eharmony.com, Soyouthinkyou’dliketofuckmyfatherinlaw.com, etc…
He actually opened and then read from his Match.com profile for my friend and I this [...]

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Then we laugh like demented old men.

When there is a rerun of an old Lawrence Welk show on I always watch a little bit.
Then I say to my sweet Hellbilly,
Ooooh babe!  I used to watch Lawrence Welk with Nana and Popa every Saturday night, and Nana and I would just sing and sing and sing.
He’s heard it a million times, but [...]

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My “Half Yoke Chiwawa” Has Her Own Facebook Page

Her cutsie tootsie head over the shoulder wanna fuck photo is her avatar, and her little ‘About Me’ blurb says,

“I am Queen of the Universe. Can’t handle that? Click the fuck away.”

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