I once served on this 4 year volunteer committee with a Latin American guy named Roberto.
Every time something upset me I would call him Eduardo.
And I also make jokes about wishing my name was actually ‘Uniqua’. As in, I’m so UNIQUE that my mama knew it the moment I was born and named me in a way that reflected it.


I met a girl named Perfecta today.
You can make Uniqua your stripper name. (Mine is Kitty Churchill–pet name plus name of street I used to live on.)
Well, if anyone could pull off the name Uniqua, it would be you, my dear!!
A Free Man: Lucky her. Lucky you!
hereinfranklin: Ohhhh…I could be “Dangerous Dave Rockingham”! I think you just changed my day!
Lola: We could be twins with that name!
Uniqua! That’s a character in Backyardigans, you know