Oh! Wow! Hey! Looks like I’m gettin’ pretty frikkin’ special around here! Thank you for sharing in this very special moment with me.
The moment I reveal the extra special message found in my spam alert box from some ‘Gifted’ guy who I am absolutely positive has never
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had a crush on anyone as big as the one he has on me or
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sent his little love ya, want ya, need ya email to anyone else…
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ever
Hello Dear.
I came across your profile and I will like us to have a good relationship and to know much better .my name is Gift i am single and never marriage.I will wait for your reply . please contact me at this my email address (Gift1@gomailmail.com) so that i can send you my picture and more about myself. waiting to hear from you . please i will be very hapy ify ou can write me through my email. i believe we shall definitely have reason to love each other, lets take a chance for a chance becausethere is no harms in tries, i can only promise you of my love with sweetest desiiiiire.
Yeah. Whatever.
And now I’m sitting here thinking about an episode from the Star Trek days of Captain Kirk and Spock and The Doctor and Scotty and all of those great folks and am wondering if Spock ever experienced…
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a strange moment of having
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absolutely no logic and
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sending a message to
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one of the other guys
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that was just like the one I got from ‘Gift’
And I’m also thinking I must be gettin’ pretty frikkin’ nice at the same time I’m gettin’ pretty frikkin’ special because I copied that email verbatim except for that email address because I know some of my readers well enough to know they might just
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send ‘Gift’ an email to try to give a few of his brain cells a little twist.
or
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give him my email address to try to do the same to a few of mine
