I am proud to announce that my blog is providing despair for some poor strangers who, in the process of looking for something vastly different than what ‘The Cusp’ offers, end up in the tiny world of events I observe that cause me to talk to myself in the very categories listed on my blog:
- Damned Bizarre (aka Wow! That really caused my neurotransmitters to fire rather strangely!)
- How Touching! (aka Now that was one seriously messed up experience that really made me think!)
- Quite Possibly Thoughtful (aka It’s gettin’ deep in here!)
- Rather Shallow (aka I cannot beeee-lieve I spent so much time thinking about that)
- WTF! (aka WTF!)
WordPress (the bad ass bloggin’ machine that powers ‘The Cusp’) gives bloggers just like yours truly the opportunity to view online search terms that led poor strangers to my blog.
Thus, my discovery of the despair of unsuspecting readers.
I am sitting here feeling unduly proud to be the end of the rainbow for those who were doing an online search with hope in their strange little hearts and have ended up delighting me and causing despair for themselves by finding the following:
- Hoping to find a ‘man humping a donkey’? Too bad so sad ya preeee-vert! ‘The Cusp’ only provides a tiny donkey named Romeo who never gets humped. By anyone. We don’t even think he’s gettin’ it on with himself.
- Desirious of discovering the many uses of the herb ‘Stevia’? Better call Homeland Security you little tree hugger! Let them know ‘The Cusp’ is only sharing about the use of Stevia as a tiny way of being a total bargain shopper and stickin’ it to the Feds.
- Looking for a way to have a ‘house blessing party’? Bad news bears pious sister! You’ll only find a house blessing party causing canine death and clear thoughts of giving someone a nice solid bitch slap on ‘The Cusp’.
The list of online search terms leading unsuspecting readers to ‘The Cusp’ is far too long and, frankly, bizarre to list here.
But this I solemnly swear:
I will maintain this blog with hope in my heart that I will continue causing despair…
for those who are searching for anything even remotely associated with house blessing parties that end with roses growing taller in the garden and the kids being unexpectedly bumped up a grade
or
those who are searching for anything that, should they actually do it themselves, would cause them to be disallowed by law to live within 5 miles of an elementary school, farm or nunnery.
(P.S. This blog entry is now being proudly placed in the categories of ‘WTF!’ and ‘Damned Bizarre’)
