You know you’re working the crap out of that old saying
“If life throws you lemons, make lemonade”
when Continue Reading »
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A few nights ago Ben decided to sleep on the floor of our bedroom because, Continue Reading »
Posted in Damned Bizarre | Tagged humor, life, dogs, appendix, motrin, back pain, back injury, canine, jealousy, G.A.O., general accounting office, donald trump, the white house, ritz carlton, native american, college student, hospital, gall bladder, customer service, no smoking, admissions, schizophrenia, schizophrenic | 2 Comments »
I swear to Dr. Thunder! I just know someone living within 20 miles of us is freaking out and thinking, Continue Reading »
Posted in Damned Bizarre | Tagged catholic mass, Dr. Thunder, georgia, good little catholic girl, greeks, humor, jesus, life, macaroni and cheese, militia, nipple, olympics, pentecost, pentecostal, romans, russia, russia invades georgia, state militia, wal-mart | 6 Comments »
Damnit! It always happens this way. Continue Reading »
Posted in WTF! | Tagged catholic, cigarettes, Dr. Thunder, grief, hillbilly, humor, Irish Catholic, jesus, life, Methodist, New York, redneck, religion, roller coaster, speechless, stalker, wal-mart, worry | 1 Comment »
Making dinner the other night was a damaging experience. Seriously. I had already been in such a hurry that I Continue Reading »
Posted in WTF! | Tagged humor, thoughts, husband, rolling pin, cooking, baking, gravy, live, aunt, brother-in-law, fire, house fire, kitchen fire, extinguisher, chocolate cake, old fashioned, self cleaning oven, 911, tackle, god bless america, home depot, lowe's | 2 Comments »
There they were as I was driving Continue Reading »
Posted in Quite Possibly Thoughtful | Tagged bible, humor, jehovah's witness, life, mormon, murder | 7 Comments »
I have a very important announcement! Mable got laid today. Twice. By a man and then a woman.
Be not afraid my friends. Continue Reading »
Posted in Damned Bizarre | Tagged humor, love, chihuahua, life, grief, ER, crawdad, crayfish, bionic woman, days of our lives, auto accident, sad, sister, sister-in-law, algae, weeds, brother, chihuahua breeding | 4 Comments »
Exciting news! I finally renewed my Continue Reading »
Posted in Damned Bizarre | Tagged antibiotic, balance, breaking up, bureaucratic, cucumber, decor, disfunctional, driver's license, family, humor, husband, life, motrin, potpourri, thoughts, wal-mart | 5 Comments »
I knew I might have been a little crazy yesterday when today I had to ask Little Miss Dolly, Continue Reading »
Posted in Rather Shallow | Tagged humor, life, birthday, heat stroke, carpet cleaning, headlock, Hummer, thumb wrestling, dichotomy, landscaping, janitor, young democrats, young republicans | 7 Comments »
It appears that the days of mustering up the energy to give someone a
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Posted in WTF! | Tagged aggressive, antibiotics, appendix, assertive, ER, hofmann, humor, huxley, life, lsd, mentally ill, ram dass, suppository, timothy leary, tylenol | 4 Comments »
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